missing water fountain knob

oakville ont. slang, someone who gets ripped apart for liking neil young

dave; yo i cant beleive how amazing neil young is!

omar; you are stupid, first off, keep on rocking in the free world sounds like a wham song

evan; oh and he has a fan base of TWO you and your dad

by cowmow October 9, 2004

Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole

C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"

by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

percolated messaging

Why, this being the opposite of instant messaging of course

It took some time with the percolated messaging, but the java aws well worth savouring.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

display name messaging (DNM)

Communicating (sometimes fairly subtly) via ones display messages say on MSN! Can sometimes be done in the form of song quotes...

display name messaging (DNM) message: "don't waste your time, we've heard it all before"

(quote from You Me At Six album)

by The Jammie Dodger May 3, 2010

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008

misaginist

a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats men.

She is a feminist and a misaginist.

by Greevous October 14, 2019