mini coop

1. enclosure for midgets or dwarfs: small confined cage, or enclosure , restricting ones movement or actions. usually used for transportation or quarantine.

when the circus goes from town to town they keep the midgets in mini coops.

by Godzewa September 18, 2012

mini date

The smypathy date often with a nerdy loser, usually for some free food, before your real date with the hot jerk.

T.J:Want to go on a date this Saturday?
Alyssa: I have a date with D'Undre at seven, but we can do a mini date at 6:15ish, i guess.(mischievious face)

by Lint_Licker November 11, 2010

mini me

little short dude who says "eee"

when mini me runs into the wall..."eeeeeeeeeeeeeee BAM!"

by julia October 28, 2003

Mini-roast

A spontaneous insult session directed at one person or group, usually lasting less than 2 minutes.

(Bob runs upstairs to grab a soda)
Person A-"Dude, Bob is such a douche!"
Person B-"oh dude I know! He is like a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and Fitch"
Person C-"He's such a baby too!"
(Bob starts to come down the stairs with soda)
Person A-"Ahhh that was a good MINI-ROAST"

by Mini-Roaster October 12, 2009

Mini Titties

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 13, 2009

mini mark

A person who is really short and brags about a lot of the things he likes about him self. Talks about how good he is at pulling bitch's and always is caught lacking , could be a possible simp.

Mini Mark stop Simping

by iiShxdy September 17, 2020

Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009