Milarious

When you think you are funnier than you really are, you are Milarious. Although it rhymes with hilarious, you are often far from achieving anything remotely funny

That's so funny, it's Milarious

by taaango April 18, 2006

A Bette Midler

“The Bette Midler” - When you and your significant other are in the heat of the moment and he decides to go down on you and you queef in his face…more than once.

Girl 1: "Hey girl!"
Girl 2: "Hey, Whats up?"
Girl 1: "So, I gave Stanley a Bette Midler last night, He loved it!"

by XstoryX May 8, 2011

St. Mildred's

A school in Oakville, Ontario. It is a school meant for rich bitches, sluts, and lesbians.
They dress like a slut. they're a virgin slut. rich. bitch. somehow manage to show more skin than clothes. lesbian. botox. shit load of makeup. random designer shit. i know because i went there

SHE MUST GO TO ST. MILDRED'S , SHE LOOKS LIKE A SLUT

by lonely, backstabbed person :) July 11, 2016

Mildred Gillars

was an American broadcaster employed by Nazi Germany to disseminate Axis propaganda during World War II. Following her capture in post-war Berlin, she became the first woman to be convicted of treason against the United States.

Mildred Gillars was indicted on September 10, 1948 and charged with ten counts of treason, but only eight were used at her trial which began on January 25, 1949. The prosecution relied on the large number of her programs recorded by the Federal Communications Commission, stationed in Silver Hill, Maryland, to show her active participation in propaganda activities directed at the United States. It was also shown that Gillars had taken an oath of allegiance to Adolf Hitler.

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn March 30, 2023

Mildre

To cum all over something

Mildre Mis Huevos

by Chad Wick 69 June 9, 2019

Hell is for Mildred

what your grandma believed when she died because that's what you told her

I told grandma, "Hell is for Mildred," because that's what I thought Pat Benatar said. By the time I realized it was a song about children, my poor granny Mildred was dead.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

St. Mildred's

St. Mildred's is an all girls private school located in Oakville, Ontario. The girls of SMLS abide by the eight cracked commandments: heres a glimpse of moral stature.

1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.

2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the cut!

3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.

4. Grades - Full of wanabe genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund new ELC's (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).

5. Die hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk tank every weekend!

6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old boy.

7. Momento's - Oh and how can we forget that BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.

8. Gossip - Home to a "Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always fresh everyday like our breakfast program cookies!

St. Mildred's Lightbourn School - An all girls private educational institution for the rich and and abusive!

by AP, Liz & Steinberg July 28, 2008