Cabell Midland

A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.

When was the last time Cabell Midland won?

by Generalissimo Katiekinz January 31, 2009

Miranda

Miranda had committed multiple felony's including but not limited to: kidnapping, drug trafficking, and the murder of multiple children (This is only a theory but it is said that Miranda ate said children). Miranda loves strawberries and is actually a very nice and genuine person she just happens to just have a few issues with the law. You'll love hanging out with her I just suggest having the police on speed dial (just in case). Miranda is somewhat addicted to crystal meth but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation. She has multiple people locked in her basement

Miranda has locked me in her basement please help me.

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

West Midlands

Full of roadmen And chavs and all of the stabbings are there

Roadman: wagwan fam I’m from the West Midlands init

by A soft cock September 27, 2020

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

miranda dawn

to severely kick someones ass and not think twice about it

fuck with me and ill miranda dawn your ass

by calissa June 20, 2008

Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011

Miranda

short for Miranda v. Arizona, the court case that produced the policy in the US of informing criminal suspects of their "Miranda rights".

Miranda says that you have to read the suspect his rights.

by Quint Sakugarne January 7, 2007