Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 25, 2021

Mickey Mouse

the best thing that disney brought us

Kid: "I like Mickey Mouse"

by Alien1TechnoOfficial August 4, 2021

mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018