michigan basketball

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga

juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the

by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021

Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

by The Spence! October 29, 2008

michigan wolverines

A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.

Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."

by kellis13 July 25, 2009

Michiana Mudslide

The process of a young able bodied male taking a woman(age not a factor) to George Wilson Park (A well known disc golf course). While taking a walk across hole three, trip able bodied woman, then kick sand and dirt into her vagina while in the midst of a rainstorm lapp up that nunner(vagina).

Jonny: while talking to his buddys explains that he gave a chick the best Michiana mudslide ever yesterday while discing, also I got a hole in one on hole six because of it.

by Great Budds! May 30, 2011

Michigan Scissor

When two women of Michigan decent, engage in the sacred and mysterious act of scissoring, at which point their public hairs become entangled in a knot that not even Harry houdini could not, nor want to unravel.

I know these two special sisters from Ann Arbor who Michigan scissored so hard, their shit got tangled to the point they were considered siamese.

by GuyWithTheKY April 15, 2015

Michigan J. Frog

Having an erection anytime except when its time to perform.

I swear it always gets hard but right now I'm having a Michigan J. Frog!

by Neolexicon August 2, 2016

michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.

I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.

by realnigga16 August 16, 2017