A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.

Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!

by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

methor

A methor is a dark mutated person from south east asia, who cleans shit for a living.

"yo methor clean up my shit"

by methor man November 6, 2007

SWAG-O-METER

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual is during the day. Rates from 0-Infinity. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Walk the walk, talk the talk.

Dayuumm, that Michael Martinez boy is all up on the swag-o-meter! Rockin' the Chuck Taylors and crewnecks. I wish I was like him.

by ZMPro December 13, 2010

mathers

A common question used to answer the phone in Bakersfield, CA. It origination is uknown, however some speculate that it is traced to the Qatarian ancestors of the Janish tribe in Elk Hills. This saying was featured in the independent film, "Uncle Anna's Vagana".

Mathers? How can I help you.

by Liz Barrick November 4, 2007