the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
Get the cranking metallicamug. One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.
Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019
Get the Metallicamug. by m0mlUv3r December 13, 2021
Get the metallica derangedmug. The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.
Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
by Mausoleumgoer November 20, 2024
Get the Metallicamug. Metallica is better than Megadeath
by Superchunky530 March 8, 2021
Get the Metallicamug. This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.
This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.
Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019
Get the Space hopper Metallica Titsmug.