Merple

A word to use when not knowing what to say or not wanting to say the truth

Person 1: “how are you?” Person 2: “merple...” or: person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2 “hey!!!” Person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “merple”

by A good memer November 8, 2020

Merpix

Merpix is a word for slightly overweight but extremely good looking young men.

Wow, you're such a Merpix!

by CheesyKirah November 27, 2022

merpinator

someone who “merps” ode

“it was ode quiet, we def could’ve used a merpinator”

by boofinators December 10, 2022

Merpster

A person that sits awkwardly in awkward situations not knowing what to say.

When Katie was questioned about her subpar work by her manager she simply stated 'merp' this is the act of being a 'merpster'

by Boitonoius February 7, 2023

merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

by Sydney/Emiko November 2, 2008

MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.

MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!

by Smkiller December 24, 2008

merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

by FriedKitten January 19, 2004