Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree
by Flo10 August 08, 2021
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word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.
by tito p November 29, 2005
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surf merchant

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby April 24, 2006
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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty
by concernedluvr June 02, 2021
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dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 09, 2021
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Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.
"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"
by dirgistan May 13, 2015
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helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 23, 2023
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