Melted witch

A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.

Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.

…Good god.

by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023

Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.

P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."

by calvinke November 4, 2010

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

ciabatta melt

Private school lunch. Often served with guacamole.

J-Roddy- Join the Roddy movement!

Johnny P of Eustace- Yeah after I finish this ciabatta melt.

by JRodGVAABaseball February 18, 2011

Moon Melt

A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.

Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”

Oh my god , I had a huge moon melt last full moon !! I was crazy for 4 days ... it sent me nuts .

by Cainey October 3, 2020

Tuna melt

The female version of a Dutch oven. When a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.

Man, I was messing around with this girl last night, and when I lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.

by Chaos31 September 9, 2012

tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004