meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Melty mouth

When a person has a saggy bottom lip and chin that are directly attached to the neck which is squished inwards.

Look at that kid, he has a melty mouth.

by Gizzle90210 March 16, 2009

Mityul

A Russian mob descendant who like to paint penises, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a Stalin shot glass, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that's infested with squirrels.

Dude, I hooked up with a Mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-Khrushchev poster on her ceiling.

by Lo-pop January 10, 2012

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

mrityunjay

Sexiest man alive

Be as sexy as mrityunjay

by Shivanand November 24, 2021

Hop on Melty

A term commonly used by lesbian fighting game players to refer to passionate sloppy sex

"Hey, wanna hop on melty again tonight?"
"As long as you make sure to not make a fuss midway through"

by CaraShtipant August 14, 2023

melty

One of the mutant Japanese-English (Japlish) words that works well enough to make its stately entrance to the language at large. Further, it fills a hole that needs to be gooped up, as there is a strong design current that nothing else, well, quite targets so sweetly. "Melty" describes objects with soft corners, sagging curves: imagine taking a buck-ugly 1970s GM product and subjecting it to about a thousand degrees Celsius for just long enough for the metal bits to start to lose their hard edges (forget about visualizing the glass, plastic and rubber please).

Contemporary audio equipment design. Some cameras. Nova-deco architorture. All "melty" in their own way.

Name comes from an unspeakably icky Nipponese chocolate bar.

Those new Porsches have gone all hard-edged on us. I used to really like those '50s melty ones.

He bought him a ghetto blaster, one of those expensive ones with the melty look, all rounded out.

by Byron Black May 26, 2007