meatbat

an unsually, freakishly large penis

'that's not a cock, that's a MEATBAT!'

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Viking Meatman

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.

Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??

by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010

squeeze a meatball

a notoriusly large/dangerous bowel movement.

Jerry had trouble flushing after he "squeezed a meatball" with extra cheeze.

by mvl September 11, 2003

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011

Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

Meatball sub

To any unsuspecting person who does not attend NKEC it's just a sub with meatballs, tomato sauce and melted chesse.
But to anyone who does attend NKEC, it is the holy grail of food at the low budget cafeteria. It is a "crusty on the outside, tender and soft on the inside" sub stuffed full with scruptious meatballs, overflowing with delicious tomato sauce and it is all held together with the perfect amount of motza cheese.
On every third thursday of every month you can by this treat and get a small slushy and chips for a meazly $3.25!!!

Jeff! I'll trade you my first born child for that heavenly looking meatball sub!!

by Bent Himself June 17, 2003

meatwater

To have diarrhea with the consistency of water with chuncks of meat in it. Meatwater

Man those tacos we had last night gave me some stank meatwater this morning.

by vits July 20, 2006