Solomons, MD

The place where you fry on acid, your buddy passes out against the car, in front of a bar, and you're stuck talking to EMT's and Cops explaining everything, and your buddy gets up and has another beer while the bartender faceplants into the trash can.

I got so fucked up I didn't know where I was. It's just like Solomons, MD!

by Tree Fräg December 19, 2008

Ashley MD

A person that consists of the following characters:
-Sexy
-Pretty
-Funny
-Loverly
-Hilarious

Whoa!That Girl is such an Ashley MD! OHMIGAWD!

by Shibbz<3's Ash-a-lee May 5, 2008

Gaithersburg, MD

Crap-hole filled with lazy pregnant whores and Slim Shady wanna-be's. Every girl over the age of 16 either has a kid or is pregnant and every white boy thinks he's all gangsta.

Home of the laziest shit fucks to every grace God's good Earth. If you start a business here, you better outsource your labor or hire illegal immigrants, because these people are lazy, pot smoking, shit-birds.

You might think since all the women do is get pregnant, that it would be easy to get laid but these Gaithersburg women are two-baggers at best...really just some ugly tattooed fuck-ups. Save yourself the frustration and just shoot yourself in the head before moving to Gaithersburg.

I love Gaithersburg, MD...It's like living in a giant trailer park. - Bob Goldberg

by Bob the Hatchet May 31, 2011

Mechanicsville, Md

A nice little city. Lots of restaurants and stores. Kind people who do not drink a lot. And full of people who will become life long friends.

Mechanicsville, MD is a great place for a family!

by That_girl_from_ MD November 18, 2011

St. Pauls School MD

St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.

SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS

by your mom's new special freind November 7, 2008

frederick md

Also known as "redneckville" is the most boring location in america. Often referred to as shit.

Alex: Wanna chill in frederick md?

Drew: Who the fuck wants to be in redneckville ?

by Anonjss October 13, 2013

Havre de Grace, MD

Birthplace of Hall of Famer Baltimore Oriole Cal Ripken. Located on the charming Chesapeake Bay, and also birthplace of the insurmountably talented photography teacher, Andrea Johnston. Havre de Grace is famous for it's crabs. (Feel free to interpret the last statement however you wish)

"Wow! Where is your photography teacher from?"
"Oh! A little town called Havre de Grace, MD."
"I've never heard of it."
"Me either, evidently, she moved away when she was an infant."
"Oh, good call."

by Anniej32 March 17, 2009