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Mayhem

1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket, Arcturus and Darkspace.

Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.

The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.

2. Good quality grannyporn.

3. The opposite of good black metal.
1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper into the black metal scene.'

2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.

3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:

Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul
by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 11, 2006
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Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).
Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!
by Ammo Smoker May 3, 2011
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Project Mayhem

An elite group of special forces who use advanced tactics to infiltrate public buildings and cause mayhem.
Whoever broke into that heavily guarded public building to cause a ruccus must have been part of Project Mayhem!
by Project Mayhem Ninja June 11, 2008
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Maham

A Persian name for boys and men . It means calm and strong like moon .(in persian literature sun is a sybmol of a woman (خورشيد خانوم) and moon is a symbol of a man ) and they shall never meet which is the sad part of this ancient story.
-Have you met Maham.

- yeah, he is the man.
by Mmm111 February 25, 2015
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Mayhaps

the word mayhaps derives from the two terms maybe and perhaps. It is often used to reply to a direct question, in which you are unsure of the response.
Josh: hey zach , wanna come hit this blunt?

Zach: mayhaps becasue my dad is picking me up soon

Lewis: yo man wanna chill today

Stevie: mayhaps im not sure what im doing yet
by zfrie March 29, 2010
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Maham

Official definition: Big head, little body.
Maham: "Mah-ham"; Full head/Open head/Blank Head

Slang term for Marijuana.

Started by High School students who needed a new term to use in school and around non-smoking friends.

Maham is a way of saying "My own cigar" because the government does not own the marijuana but they own "Hams" which is a slang term for cigars.

See Ham
1.
-"Hey, Maham tonight?"
-"Nah man, my grandparents are coming over this weekend"

2.
-"Hey you got any Maham?"
-"No just Hams. You want some?"
-"That's alright, i'll get some from my bro."

3.
-"I had a good time with that 2g Maham J last night"
-"Maham was great!"
by Hezekiah Prince December 22, 2008
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mahamadou

I am so mahamadou. I fucked a mom
by Ddd12323 July 16, 2017
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