mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

mathew killer

A overweight fat dog who spends his life buying micro transactions on ps4. Also wouldn’t know what to do with a girl if he even got the chance.

Oi mathew killer your a stupid fat dog

by Killer Is Fat January 10, 2018

Mathemophile

A person who loves Mathematics.

She is a mathemophile.

by EbonyPulchritude October 6, 2018

Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019

Mathemartist

A person who solves math problems by creating pictures or sketches based on the information given.

Eli is an excellent mathemartist because he drew pictures to help him solve his math problem!

by Frizzy K January 19, 2022

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

Mathematical Weirdo

A math educator who approaches a question or problem from a new angle, by not thinking outside the box, but throwing out the box entirely, to increase their chances of experiencing an aha!

Be it trying to think about a wicked problem from a rogue leader’s viewpoint (like Trump, Putin, or Kim) and see what pops up; or self-imposing a set of rules and a time limit to focus on the issue; or reading the Bible and praying in the Spirit, is what some mathematical weirdos would playfully do to tackle their problem.

by Fasters February 2, 2023