Mathew

The wrong way of spelling a perfectly nice name.

Person #1: I just don’t get why anyone would name their child Mathew
Person #2: What do you mean? It’s a perfectly fine name!
Person #1: No, it’s with one t.
Person #2: Oh…

by Jeremies May 11, 2023

Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Mathew

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew

His such an amazing soul anyone must rely on.Mathew is a tall strong guy with a strong heart
His a sports man he loves what he does.His God fearing and a responsible man who loves best He loves his friends n cares for them secretly .His a man of big dream his size doesn't coordinate with his dreams

Many girls yarn for him but his heart is closed for one un found one.his a super hero in his circle .Though he only cares when ur next to him in his thoughts

I really wish to get a Mathew for myself
His a real one

by Thee...mainesttt.......🦸🌹✏️ November 24, 2021

Mathew

Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted

Me: Hey Mathew wanna hang out after school
Mathew: What size is your shoe

by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 1, 2022

caden mathews

A person that drives puss puss car.

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.

by john marst October 26, 2020