jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers- a genius in the field of songwriting

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

Mathew

Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.

Mathew Niel

by omms February 3, 2010

MATEO

San Mateo CA

Guy 1: Where are you from?!
Guy 2: Mateo!

by San Mateo Bridge January 31, 2009

San Mateo

SAN MATEO. pretty much the bombest place to be in Bayy Ara. Home to drifters, rich white hoes, druggies going to ivy league schools, irish pubs, hot-cheeto eating mexicanos and a few blacks/asians. Pretty much divided up into two sections...one side of the freeway is gangstaland (bayside midd school, college park, fiesta gardens) and theres the white Baywood freaks, burlingame BIS kids, the sexy centrals...other shit. Most of the gansta's hang out Downtown San mateo on Friday nights outside the theater. Hell yeah.

Damn she's hella beaner...probably from Bayside in "San Mateo".
Damn...she's hella white...probably from Baywood San Mateo.

by Shanaanagurlzz650 August 6, 2011

mathers

A common question used to answer the phone in Bakersfield, CA. It origination is uknown, however some speculate that it is traced to the Qatarian ancestors of the Janish tribe in Elk Hills. This saying was featured in the independent film, "Uncle Anna's Vagana".

Mathers? How can I help you.

by Liz Barrick November 4, 2007