Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

matchoo

a phonetic respelling of the name matthew

hey!! matchoo, what ya doin?

by matthew hickey May 20, 2008

dark match

a non-televised match at a televised show used to warm up the crowd. A dark match before the show is often used to test out new talent or to warm up the crowd. A promised dark match after the show is typically set featuring main-event level wrestlers in order to sell more tickets and send the crowd home happy.

the people at home didn't get to see dark match between DX & The Spirit Squad you should of been there.

by monkeyboyralph November 29, 2010

Matcha

Can mean many things. Used to describe a loved one, a feeling, a symbol of love.

Alan; “I’m matcha for you. You’re my matcha.”

by Em0sl4y3rxx September 14, 2019

Clan match

When two teams in a video game fight each other to see whos better

we have a clan match tomorrow against the rainy mafia

by nate August 12, 2004

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

by Chody May 27, 2003

Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009