Marita Bruun

Marita Bruun is the swaggiest swager in the whole swag world. Also used to describe a swag person. and known to use the word pedo.

person 1: OMG you are so Marita Bruun!
person 2: OMG thank you so much!

by curresesfatass May 26, 2021

maritime virgin

a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water

These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.

by Maritime Virgin February 19, 2022

Marites

A nickname that is used to call a group of people who gossips about something.

"There are group of Marites gossiping about something.."

by replies November 29, 2022

BK Marathon

Where you steal something from a Wal Mart and run to the nearest Burger King.

Carlos: "Hey Justin, want to run the BK Marathon?"
Justin: "Nah, I ran two last week, I'm worn out."

by The Snowtorious B.I.G. March 17, 2011

half marathon

a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles

person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"

by arunner August 23, 2012

Maury Marathon

When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman

You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!

by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010