When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
A friend tried pulling an Andrew Marlin and won!!! He did tried it again and failed the second time!!
by greenpoweraid October 8, 2013
Get the Andrew Marlin mug.by pimp daddy dollars October 26, 2004
Get the marlins mug.a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.
by mtgj March 9, 2011
Get the Marlin mug.A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.
I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.
Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.
Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.
by appletitsss September 16, 2010
Get the Marlini mug.with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.
by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009
Get the Salty Marlin mug.A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.
Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014
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Only the smart guys can get away from Marlii's!
Only the smart guys can get away from Marlii's!
by NickJG August 22, 2011
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