A social awkward girl wilt great taste in music, Movies, tv show, and books. Maisha is a great people person even though she is shy. The camera loves her and she will be loyal to the perfect guy. She is funny and has great jokes even if some of them can be sexual
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by Lexileah July 4, 2018
Get the Maisha mug.She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included:
"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."
"Up for an orgy George?"
"I had an orgy...best night of my life."
After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.
George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.
She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.
E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."
"Up for an orgy George?"
"I had an orgy...best night of my life."
After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.
George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.
She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.
E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
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Get the eminem a.k.a. (Marshall Mathers) mug.derived from the phrase 'hot mess express' which is to intoxicate yourself to the very extreme, which may lead to constantly injuring yourself, losing your cell phone/wallet/purse at least 6 times a year, house fires, asking people that you may or may not know "what's up bitches?" and fighting with close friends yelling "bye, bye birdie".
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Get the Marshaun mug.Marshai is the most realists person anybody could have in there life. She not the judgement type but she will be straight up with you. If you ever have a Marshai as your girlfriend , hold her tight and never let go because you would rather her be your girl then your ex . Also if you a fake friend stay away from Marshai because one thing that she hate the most is fake friends and she will make the rest of your life a living hell.
If you want a friend who will be there for you no matter if your wrong or right , be friends with a Marshai
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Person 2: im not sure, but rumor has it it was Kevin Marshall
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