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Marriage

an outdated custom in the world today, that is fully supported by an archiac concept known as religion.

For some reason more and more today men seem to be the one's putting unbelievable pressure upon themselves to get married, when the actual outcome of the act itself has little to no benefit to men. Its basically agreeing to become a woman's new father, so her real father can finally say "Congratulations!" (translation: now she's your problem!). The stigma being its better to be in a marriage (even if you and your wife havent had sex in years, resent each other, and have kids that are a mess) then to be a single, middle aged man.

This definition has yet to take into account "divorce", which deserves a definition all its own, but since marriage leads to divorce needs to be mentioned with it.
George: Wow, so Steve got married huh?

Bill: Yeh, marriage after dating her for 4 months! You should hear him go on about it.

George: Go on about what?! He now gets to enjoy sex with the same person all the time. Thats like me bragging about the banana I have for breakfast every morning and how it gets better and better.

Bill: Hey I hear ya, I didnt understand it either. Good luck to him.

George: I mean if you rushed into it, I'd understand that, any woman willing to marry your gremlin ass you gotta run with, but Steve.....

Bill: You got me there, but that still doesnt explain what the hell I was thinking in banging your sister, least I pulled out and got her in the face for good measure.

George: I hear ya, like when you go outta town and I go to your gf's, its like a shooting gallery, and she's got a target right on her face.

Bill: Fuck you and your whore sister.

George: Not as much as I fuck your gf, bitch.

*Bill and George start kissing*
by Fatty Fat Face December 18, 2012
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Marcialee

A mother, a wife, a kindhearted soul.
A woman by the name of Marcialee
by Marcialee February 6, 2010
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marriage dropping

This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.
by shootandrun November 4, 2013
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Marriage

The Eternal suffocation of your left ring finger.
My friends marriage led to his ring finger being amputated
by th3librarian March 9, 2019
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Sodomy Marriage

An alternative to gay marriage. Used by Christians based on the exceedingly wicked city of Sodom in Genesis 19. The definition is derived from the word sodomy (used in Law) which includes homosexuality and bestiality.
John: Some states think 'sodomy marriage' is okay.
by PrettyPinkPrincess November 13, 2012
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prison marriage

When you claim someone as your wife/husband just by putting a bandana on one of their everyday used belongings. if you beat the fuck out of the dominate partner in the relationship, that persons bitch becomes yours and you share the bandana from the previous master.
"YO! TYRON GIT YO LIL' BLACK ASS BACK HERA! WE IS GETTING HITCHED PRISON MARRIAGE STYLED!"
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Got it in the marriage

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011
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