crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

pre-mailer

pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox

Mike: Did you get my e-mail?

Pips: When did you send it?

Mike: Just sent it.

Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.

by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011

daily mail

Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.

Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

mailaholic

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.

Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.

by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009

Marilyn

A gorgeous girl that is really popular and perfect. Has an amazing personality and is amazing altogether

Dude 1: Dude look, there's a Marilyn!

Dude 2: Aw sweet

by judifer10 December 31, 2013

Marilyn Monroe

JFK would have been a fool not to hit that.

"Happy birthday Mr. President!" - Marilyn Monroe

by FVZA May 26, 2006

Marilyne

The most amazing girl in the entire world. Someone who manages to make me smile, just by looking at me. Someone I couldn't stand to be without and someone I love with all my heart. Marilyne is the most amazing person in the world.

Marilyne is one of a kind

by -T.Jack October 25, 2018