Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

Maria

Maria is a sweet,caring,funny person who will always make you smile. She is there for you,cherishes you and your friendship with her. She loves talking and laughing with you. She is amazing.

"Have you seen Maria?"
"Maria is such a sweet person"

by Alexandrarosewo January 31, 2022

Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.

boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best

by jadennn1 June 17, 2022

Maria

Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.

Damn, she looks like a Maria.

by Marisol9900 October 20, 2011

Maria

maria is daddy. maria is the type of girl that's just daddy. you can't convince yourself or others, that Maria isn't daddy.

guy 1: she's daddy
guy 2: is her name Maria?
guy 1: yeah how did you know that?
guy 2: because Maria is just daddy.

by This_bitch_wont_stop_singing November 4, 2020

Maria

Maria is the hottest fucking person out there with a hilarious personality. 😍♥️💋 ;)

Person 1: damn look at the hot babe over there 👉🏼. 🧍🏽 ♀️
Person 2: obviously 🙄 she’s a Maria!

by Gamer_xbbs:) April 19, 2021

Maria

A loving caring person who will stay a good friend for life has a twin and has a friend named rena the coolest person in the world that deserves the world

Yeet maria yeet

by Hdjdjdjdjxjdjdhdhh December 13, 2019