Emmerich Maneuver

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'

<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."

by Pollyester July 19, 2007

nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.

Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.

by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017

heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 27, 2017

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 21, 2011

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 01, 2013

Hurst Maneuver

Behavior is impulsive and irresponsible, often failing to keep a job or defaulting on debts.

John: Man I totally just got Hurst Maneuvered.

Richard: Dude you gotta watch for that dude, he has all the characteristics of a Psychopath bro.

John: No way broooo. SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

by Maneuvering MOTHERFUCKER March 11, 2011

Vegas Maneuver

Maneuver invented by horny BYU students to get weak-minded girls to engage in sex by taking them to Vegas and getting married on Friday night, then annulled on Sunday before heading home. During the brief marriage, everything goes!

Chad: Dude, my girl is holding out on me, plus I gotta stay in graces with the Honor Code!
Joey: What u gonna do?
Chad: Looks like I'm gonna have to pull the Vegas Maneuver. Everything that happens there...

by MattTisADouche January 03, 2023