maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

Maggot

Someone who’s messing around usually annoying people.

Andy stop acting the maggot

by Dope John Paul III January 20, 2019

maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

milk maggot

a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.

Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"

by xviviana January 20, 2021

Maggot

A Privateer in the army

Sergeant:How tall r u Maggot
Private:5 foot 9 sir
Sgt:Oh I didnt know they stacked shit that high!

by Caca March 1, 2005

Maggot Faggot

A powerful insult. In fact, it is twice as insulting as using only the word maggot or faggot alone. Also, it rhymes; rolling off the tongue nicely and adding an element of cool suave to an oththerwise vulgar slur. It can be reversible to "faggot maggot", too - just to switch things up a bit. Best served as loudly and aggressively as possible. Extra points for utilising a piercing red face or impersonating the most hostile, homophobic army sergeant you can muster.

Worthless person: *begins to speak*

You: “SHUT UP MAGGOT FAGGOT!”

by Mortein May 5, 2010