shit on my dick

A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.

A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.

by Tai P June 11, 2007

wtf is on my dick

when u have sex with a chick and look at your dick and realize theres blood on it because that chick has her period

Hey Laura, wtf is on my dick?

by danielballer2 January 18, 2009

Suck my dick

A term used more by girls than boys.

Jennifer- "Stop talking shit, you can honestly suck my dick."
Jonny- "You have a dick?"

by SimpleGaming October 13, 2019

Jump on my dick

to have sex.

-"are you gonna jump someone?"

-"no, your gonna jump on my dick."

by pussayyymonstaaaa#1 August 04, 2010

Smoke My Dick

to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)

aye shawty u goin smoke my dick or what

by RawTunes1 March 11, 2011

tipin on my dick

someone who wont hop off blows up your phone when texting you. also could be known as getting a blowjob from a girl

yo this girl is tipin on my dickk she wont stop blowing up my phone

this girl is tiping on my dick she blows me real good.

by overiesarebeast June 29, 2010

Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

by swooceking October 17, 2016