MTV

Only keeps its viewers because of Jackass. Only good show is Jackass. Disappointing channel that has such a cool show called Jackass.

Dammit Jackass shouldnt have to suffer being on a shitty channel such as MTV, it should be on Comedy Central or something.....but oh wait, the two channels DID have a bidding war for the show, and dammit MTV won.......because it was desperate for viewers, so then here came the greatest show.....JACKASS!!! Moral of story??? I don't want my MTV, but I want my Jackass! And the MTV bastards cancelled 3-South, ANOTHER good show. MTV sucks ass.

by Your name May 25, 2003

MTV

Short for Music Television, but continuously shows reality television, such as The Real World, The Osbournes, Newlyweds, Road Rules, and Making The Video. Only show worth watching: Tough Enough.

Whatever happened to the MUSIC on MTV, which stands for MUSIC television?!?

by Some Dude Named Ryan October 25, 2003

MTV

The evil organization that has ruined rock music. Its filled with posers & retards who belive they have talent but actually have no clue what they are doing!!

Bob: Hey did you watch MTV last night?

Me: Nah i was watching Scuzz 'cos im not a sad twat blanket

by BIG D @ WUZZA November 8, 2009

MTV

the reason why so many children are failing their SAT's and getting retained 4 years after they were supposed to graduate. also the reason why the future looks bleak for america, and quite possibly the world :/

MTV is the devil, and all the kiddies are eating from its palm.

by tig ol' biggins November 11, 2009

MTV

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Mtv spews nothing but pure evil/shit and turns kids into retards.

Mtv never had much use or care for actual "music" which is too bad.

by FUCK headbanger's ball (that shit's as gay as everything else on Mtv) January 9, 2005

MTV

sucks! promotes conformitism and political correctness and bullshit teen drama issues!

its terrible if you want a real music channel watch BET or VH1 or Fuse! I personally reccomend the latter.

by bloodflower August 30, 2005

MTV

All it is showing right now as reruns of American Top Model and all these prissy, preppy shows for twenty something. MTV Sucks!!! It used to be good when it showed music videos and all that crap.

Don't watch MTV. A good movie, or even a episode of Grounded For Life is better than that shit.

by Some anomoyous person you'll never know December 25, 2007