Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

Sink Monster

Slang for a sink garburator/garbage disposal/food disposer.

Feed your orange peel to the sink monster.

by thebuick December 9, 2009

steeze monster

a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.

look at that freaking steeze monster

by sambattles November 30, 2010

Freddy monster cock

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.

me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu

by nonanasnas August 26, 2021

Adrian's Monster

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.

Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants

by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021