Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious

Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty

by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011

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Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

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Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

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frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

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