why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Five Minutes Straight

When you get soo excited you just have to...

HOLY SHIT I WANNA DO IT FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT!!

by ael;figu aeifhg aleiufg September 9, 2010

IT Minutes

A brief length of time that becomes drawn out because of complications. Originating from IT workers who had to give set amounts of time that were guaranteed to get drawn out.

Fred: Dude you said you were going to be five minutes, it's been fifteen!
Patrick: They were IT minutes.

by Jammish August 9, 2012

15 minutes

How much time has to have passed without an authority figure (such as a teacher for example) before you are legally allowed to leave.

Remember guys, if the teacher isn't here in 15 minutes, then we are legally allowed to leave.

by Gizmology May 21, 2018

20 minutes from Ohio

When you're totally lost, and unsure of anything.

"Did you understand last night's homework?"

"Nah, I'm 20 minutes from Ohio."

“Same man, even Drake and Ben don’t know what’s going on. Those dumbasses.”

by cami151 July 31, 2020

make it count minutes

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.

Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.

by Feisty Squirrel October 2, 2011

A Few More Minutes

a word that is used only and ONLY by girls to signify in girl language :
1." bruh....... i am in the bathroom puttin' on mah make up y yous think that when yous ask me if i dun imma say yes? OH HEELL NAW BOO BOO when i say a " few more minutes" it means that imma stay here in mah bathroom for a HELLA long time cuz you pissed me ugly ass bitch, straight up you could watch the creation, evolution and death of humanity for 500x times and imma still not be finished w/ my foundation so shut the hell up bitch"
2. or your girlfriends tryna hide the fact that she had a one night stand with your dad or your hella hot friend because she was "drunk"

f@ckboi: hey hun when will u be dun??
literal she-devil of a gf: a few more minutes hun

by mynameisnotjeffbutpseudonym June 5, 2018