by Thunda J June 25, 2008
A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.
…Good god.
…Good god.
by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023
Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
a term used to make fun of a rookie, or person who is new and/or should be treaded like a rookie. An Object that newbies can obtain.
by mets47 October 29, 2010
A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.
Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”
Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”
by Cainey October 03, 2020
The female version of a Dutch oven. When a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.
Man, I was messing around with this girl last night, and when I lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.
by Chaos31 April 02, 2012
When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
by Da Man July 16, 2004