Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 14, 2022

Sparx maths

Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.

Fuck Sparx maths

by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

Sparx maths

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)

Sparx maths is dogwater
ong bro ong

by Aesodynx May 21, 2023

Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.

Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*

by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all

Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too

by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023