masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011

Masyah

Is da bestest to have ever lived. She vibes with most. Mad goofy but can be serious. Likes being alone. Loves adventure. Lowkey hella lit. Is a god.

*Masyah walks in the room*
Everyone: uh oh, it's Masyah *gasp*

by FamFaxRelax June 1, 2017

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

mistah spicy

When a Latino man gets his dick stuck inside a toaster and has to pour hot sauce on it in order to make loose enough to get out.

My uncle had a mistah spicy yesterday morning.

by RaccoonHater69 May 9, 2018

Mastaneh

She will the best girl(Koskhol)that you ever seen in your tire life.She changes crush by 10 crush/min.If there is be an important things in her life she says anyway!

Mastaneh want's to buy a car.

by Jessipishi November 23, 2021

Mastak

Mastak is guy whom every girl wants . He is really hot and unique from the crowd . He is motivational and chill type of person . He likes sex too much . He has a big dick

Oh see here mastak is.!

by Joecanon November 23, 2021