mantaste

The Native American word for penis or a man's sexual performance.

She will surely be satisfied with my mantaste.

by Dominick Peluso September 14, 2007

mantastically sexalicious

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

by Blacula May 13, 2008

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.

"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.

by HPiddy December 23, 2009

Mactard

A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.

mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.

windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?

mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.

by lcsgeek May 14, 2009

MANtana

The place where all the asshats on MySpace come to get owned by the awesome El Presidente. If you are a whiner or offended easily do not enter! The Great State of MANtana consists of it's regular citizens, i.e. the men, and also it's breasted citizens, i.e. the most beautiful women on the planet.

"Sue... did you see the new MANtana blog?"
"Yeah, I sent hate mail to the writer, and he called me names and made me cry."

by Sunshine! January 12, 2009

mantastic

Having the qualities or characteristics of one who is of the male gender.

"My fridge is mantastic - all I have is beer, cheese and condiments, and I'm pretty sure I can make a meal out of that."

by Howdy Partner December 28, 2005