Macs

Overpriced pieces of shit that cost $500+ more then a computer with the same specs, can't play games, non upgradable, can't use 90 percent of general software, does less.

Used by the 8 year old, elderly, ignorant hipsters.

Macs, the reason why they dont get most viruses is that nobody gives a shit about them.

by Jeff R Kline October 28, 2008

macsturbate

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

by abredow March 18, 2008

Macs

Macs is the term used for the Macintosh brand of computers. Generally used by people who like to think they are tech wizards because they don't use the "mainstream" PCs.

They often argue that Macs are faster than PCs, but what they usually don't understand that PCs are a large variety of computers that merely run the Windows operating system. For the price you can get a mac for you can get a god-like Windows computer customizable to the max.

Seriously. Stop trying to be tech hipsters. Use a PC.

Macs: Yeah, I use Macs. PCs suck.

PCs: Hey, did you hear about Portal 2? It's great you should really try it.

Macs: ....

PCs: So I was right clicking the other day....

by Deagonx December 27, 2011

Macsican

One of the mexican heritage who owns an Apple Macintosh (these PC's arent very good) computer.

Ferocious P: See that guy over there?

B-Bird: Yeah. What about him?

Ferocious P: He's a macsican.

by Droolz September 7, 2005

macster

Mac + Master = Macster.
A mac, being a person that is good with women (macin on chicks), and a master is the best at something, we get Macster.
This word can also describe a guru of the Apple computers (for nerds)

Ryan: "Dude, Jon is such a Macster, he's practically putting us all on cold streaks"
nerd: "I need help loading Safari... where's the Macster when you need him!!!?"

by p1mp1nx0r July 23, 2010

macsturbator

An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.

He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.

by Brown Jew July 31, 2007

macsrshite

A word used by pc owners to describe the inferior type of computer called an applemac,Mac or imac which wankers who dont have a clue about computers buy because people tell them that they are easer to use. Also people buy them because of the marketing spin that is created by the company

why are you using a mac "macsrshite" get a propper computer not a stupid piece of pretty plastic!

by stoners of linlithgow April 24, 2006