plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"

-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

by michael foolsley October 28, 2013

piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 June 04, 2011

horizon lumps

A mountain, hill, or piece of land rising from the ground on the horizon.

Hey, look at those horizon lumps back there!

by ShazzySprinkles March 02, 2017

Lump Sack

When something is annoying or a liability, it is a Lump Sack.

"Your crime history is a real Lump Sack for your unemployment, David."

by Beefy5Layer November 24, 2022

scrotal lumps

A way of life; the proper way of life

Yeah man my life has been pretty scrotal lumps recently

by m e m e.mp3 November 25, 2018

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 07, 2018

Lump Lunt

A huge burning shit that is in the form of a lump

I just had a massive lump Lunt plop in the toilet

by MemLord August 22, 2019