piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

Lump Lunt

A huge burning shit that is in the form of a lump

I just had a massive lump Lunt plop in the toilet

by MemLord August 22, 2019

curiosity lump

When a dog is anticipating, curious or concerned about something, so the cheek/lips at the end of their snout puff out like lumps. More noticeable in short-hair dogs.

“Auggie has a curiosity lump!”

by WaukeshaPlap November 5, 2021

sour lump

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."

by meluvcheese22 June 12, 2016

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

horizon lumps

A mountain, hill, or piece of land rising from the ground on the horizon.

Hey, look at those horizon lumps back there!

by ShazzySprinkles March 2, 2017

Lump-Summing

The act of grouping people you hate together as if they were all the same person; usually giving them all the same disparaging handle or slur.

"How is it that all you conservatives are racist nazis?"

"How is it all you progressives are communist pedophiles?"

"Would you both just stop Lump-Summing eachother?"

by Muttemor September 3, 2022