dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

Lump Lunt

A huge burning shit that is in the form of a lump

I just had a massive lump Lunt plop in the toilet

by MemLord August 22, 2019

potato lump

boobs

She was hit in the potato lump

by jillybean432 May 27, 2017

horizon lumps

A mountain, hill, or piece of land rising from the ground on the horizon.

Hey, look at those horizon lumps back there!

by ShazzySprinkles March 2, 2017

sour lump

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."

by meluvcheese22 June 12, 2016

breast lump

A lump which is on the titty.

"My breast lumps are kicking in!" shouted Jessica

by Yeetnation May 11, 2020