Dirty lorenzo

The act of sneaking up on another friend who has bent over in the shower and sticking a digit into the anus. Then using it to draw a large fecal "L" on his/her backside.

"Hey I hear Arnel gave her a Dirty Lorenzo"

by Doogie Robertson September 29, 2010

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

gian lorenzo

MR. HARD
Accepted From all woman around the world

Also called ‘BIGDICK’

‘Gian lorenzo is fucking me’

by 6(,@)/46)!@999999;;.?! April 13, 2018

San Lorenzo

NOT a ghetto! It is a place that is near Oakland but dose not mean it is Oakland! You can NOT hear gun shots at night either. It has 3 high schools, 2 middle schools, 1 catholic school and 5 public elementary schools. It is very small and his home to around 2,500 people. There is no mayor and is part of the Alameda County Department. It is in the 510 area but that dose not mean the residents walk around with there pants at their ankles with guns in their pockets. It is a well kept city.

I am from San Lorenzo... not Oakland

by ClarkandMe July 11, 2011

Kobe Lorenzo

He is an independent and most determined person you'll ever met. He has big dreams and he never let anyone take it away from him. He may be broken inside but for sure someone who cares for him will always be there to fixed his broken heart. So it will be whole again.

Kobe Lorenzo is the kind of guy who choose his girl over his career. Even though, career is the most precious thing to him.. He can always ignore it just for his girl.

by Mayi Sol August 16, 2021

kobe Lorenzo

Kobe Lorenzo, tall , kinda dark and handsome comes from the Greek word Koko which mean stork. Storks were considered to symbolize protection and hearth by the Greek goddess Hera. Kobe Lorenzo is lovable, understanding and caring. He is known for playing basketball because he's really good at it. Kobe's soulmate starts with letter "k" too. He haven't met her yet, but the universe is telling, just wait!. He loves to go to the beach and watch sunset.

Kobe Lorenzo, it's tats you

by Zariyuuuh November 23, 2021

pull a lorenzo

1.) Puking in the hallway after taking two shots and missing the trashcan, leaving the smell behind to linger for weeks.

2.) Being a complete dick.

3.) Using the lightning in Mario Kart 64 right before another player goes off the Wario Stadium jump.

dude, don't pull a lorenzo all over the carpet.

by Eric Marro January 5, 2009