Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Log Cabin

The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.

Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?

Bob: hell yeah I call second level!

by Billk August 31, 2012

lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017

lobby log

When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.

Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.

Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.

by the comand'r May 28, 2023