legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.

The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019

Shit or Legit

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.

Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.

by Mister Christ December 5, 2010

Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.

Darla is a legit pisser.

by Will Herrick January 17, 2007

pone legit

N. A truly great pwn. Pwnage so awesome, it is legit.

dude your pwning was totally legit
Haha! PONE LEGIT!

by Liz Egbert December 14, 2008

too legit

Cool. Used by MC Hammer a lot.

See legit.

MC Hammer - Too Legit to Quit

"Yo, dig my shoes, ain't they jus' too legit?"

by R4JC July 27, 2004

legit fake

really 100% guaranteed fake

A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake

by legit dictionary January 12, 2016