Landon

A totally charming man who refuses to drink his buddies crown and mountain dew mixture because he can't hang. Totally dateable though. Has a really nice dodge ram truck that is loud and looks sexy as fuck. Also, has extremely large penis. May cause damage if not used properly....

I found a man who is very cute, but is a total landon.

by Yogy Bear March 22, 2019

landover baptist

A false internet-based church dedicated to exposing a side of christianity most do not know.

Landover Baptist does not welcome those who are not saved

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Landon S

The boy I am in love with.

"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."

by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012

landon guy

Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.

sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)

landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*

by maury povich January 8, 2005

Lardon

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

by joskarith November 15, 2004

LanDodger

A person that repeatedly skips a LAN or tournament because they are bad or afraid of the results. An excuse is often used but is not needed.

Josh: What time are we LANing tonight?
Matt: Never, Kyle dodged LAN again.
Josh: That LanDodger will never get good. =(

by DrPwn May 11, 2008

Landoso

An old tadger who tries to make informative posts. I'm not convinced.

Boab: The big boys stole my wheelchair, my mum was proud, she said it was 'her Robert.'
Landoso - Well y'all know it isn't good to do that, was your wheelchair a superthon 3000?
Zeppo: Boab are you an ol' man? If you are I'll suck you off"

by Y'all Texans June 28, 2010