Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.

Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.

by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights

While arguing for the very rights they are violating! The hypocrisy surprised no one but ultimately they exaserbated an already volatile situation and put the life of a child at risk.

Hym "BREAKING: Corrupt Lawyers Participate In Black Mirror-Esque Violation Of Rights! Your politicians are aware this is happening and they WILL leave your children to die. I am not going to let you not pay me for creating AI and this violation of MY rights will not go unpunished. MY RIGHTS, NOW! DO NOT LET THAT COCKSUCKER KILMAR STEP FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY BEFORE MY CASE IS HEARD."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Lawyer

Those lawyers never tell the truth.

Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!

by Non Partisan October 18, 2020

Lawyerism

Thou who knoweth the law

“What? She practice lawyerism or sumn?”

by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023

Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks

Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck

by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025