labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

Laborious

Laborious btw this one a joke

Laborious I was laborious

by Mayilorey March 23, 2021

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

Laborris

Funny loving carefree guy who loves wholeheartedly. He’s strong but sensitive. Loves hard. Expressive about his feelings whether good or bad. If he calls you a friend he will always be there for you no matter what. Is the best friend someone could ever ask for. Great sense of humor. Great personality!

I love Laborris with all my heart.

by Harmonika November 26, 2021

laboreious

Something difficult/exhausting that's also not interesting.

I find math and history classes to be overly laboreious.

by QuacksO March 30, 2022

Laborde

Never played a real sport and is an expert at folding. Will give in to questioning from law enforcement when given the first chance.

Yo who snitched on Deebo an got him locked up? That had to be Laborde..

by Lindsey JacobEllis February 25, 2022

Labor Pivot

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.

Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”

by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022