Loafdong

An always flaccid penis. As opposed to permanent private swelling.

Henry was sadly suffering from some serious loafdong. If only he could suck his own dick.

by Effyeahdogg October 17, 2017

Loofensmirt

Ability to send love waves through space and mentally connect with your significant other

"I loofensmirt everyday when I think of her."
" did he just pull a loofensmirt?"
" I'm loofensmirting you right now"

Person: " She must really be in love."
me: " It's because we can loofensmirt."

by Gubvibrations November 15, 2017

Loof

Lol and Oof combined into one. Made by a Floaters member.

Me: My dog died
Someone: Loof

by Not Wendo September 18, 2018

Loodle

A sleep that’s shorter than going to bed for the day, but too long to be considered a nap

Yesterday I took a six hour long loodle

by Abbey-garry September 30, 2018

Loof

2018 version of oof. Said when you mess up or fail or sum one got roasted badly

Guy 1: DUUUUUDE i failed the test SOOO bad.
Guy 2: LOOF

by sfw.canna December 11, 2018

Loodey

A very beautiful girl usually has light or dark brown hair tall and very beautiful and her eyes are also light brown in the light and she is very creative and hot.

Look at that loodey over their she's gorgeous

by Loodey April 14, 2019

Loodle

V. To lick sneakily. I.e. something you’re not supposed to lick.

My dog always tries to loodle my toes.

by Shock lock and drop it July 3, 2019