liberal zombie

A person so open-minded that their brain has fallen out of their skull.

When the brain falls out of the opening of the human mind, the human becomes a liberal zombie, and can coexist peacefully only with its own kind. To survive amidst a liberal zombie, appear vulnerable or socially awkward, and avoid anything of potentially offensive nature.

by SArchangel June 25, 2016

liberal politician

An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.

As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.

by Thautikus January 13, 2017

Liberal butter

A stick of Butter that sits out on the counter. Usually found in a liberal home.

Look they have liberal butter, I could really use some on my toast.

by goofysillymonkey September 14, 2019

limousine liberal

Limousine liberal (or latte liberal) is a deragatory term used to describe a rich liberal who considers themself a champion of the poor and downtrodden, but lives a lifestyle of wealth and luxury.

Limousine liberals can usually be identified by any combination of the following behavior:

- They support gun control, but they go everywhere surrounded by armed bodyguards.

- They have a soft-on-crime stance, but they live in gated, private communities where there is no threat of crime.

- They tell people to ride bikes and use public transportation to reduce oil consumption, while themselves traveling around the world in private jets and rented luxury SUVs.

- They join organizations like PETA because they believe that killing animals is wrong, but they wear expensive leather belts and shoes.

Limousine liberal is mostly an American term. In Austrialia, an equivalent term is "chardonnay socialist", while in France the equivalent term is gauche caviar (caviar left).

"Famous limousine liberals include such people as Arianna Huffington, Michael Moore, Martin Sheen, Jane Fonda, Sean Penn, and Barbra Streisand."

by Deej July 22, 2004

liberalsexual

A person who believes their opinion is superior to anyone who has a different opinion. It doesn't matter what the opion is, or which side it supports, as long as it's theirs. Known to go both ways on an issue, if it furthers their opinion. Often self-gratifies with their own opinion.

The liberalsexual refers to a gun owner as an ammosexual, unless it is their bodyguard.

by An Ammosexual Expert April 15, 2016

Triggered Liberal

a person who is so angry and distraught over Donald Trump winning the us presidential election that all they can do is make fun of it by calling him a Cheeto or Hitler.

look at that triggered liberal making fun of the president

by chillmac March 3, 2017

stupid liberal

Someone with the opinion of regulation of happiness through use of the tax code. Regulating rewards and punishments based on what ever point of view they do or don’t agree with

A stupid liberal would say "We don't like that so we will tax you for it."

by Michael Hansen April 17, 2006