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leetspeak

A form of writing whereby some letters in a word are replaced by a numerical likeness or other letters that create an identical or similar sound.

This style of writing was originally in use by hackers who were attempting to bypass word-filtering on mail servers. For instance, they would use the term 'haxorz' to replace 'hackers'. Internet users new to hacking adopted the style in an attempt to emulate those more experienced, and usage became widely spread.

In recent times the method is almost never used to avoid word-filtering software, but rather to satirise script kiddies and 12 year olds, or to abbreviate for faster typing. It's interesting to note that in most cases it takes more time to type in leetspeak (due to the constant swapping between numbers and letters) than it would take to just type the words properly.

When using leetspeak, you should be aware that you are almost definitely coming across as a moron.
Person A: ph34r my 1337 hax0rz ski11z
Person B: What?

Here, Person A appears to be of below average intellect, due to his/her liberal use of leetspeak.
by Gnack June 25, 2007
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Skullcandy Left

The near legendary malfunction in any and all pairs of skullcandy headphones that always causes the left speaker to blowout acompletely and severely limit the function of the right. May also be referred to as Crappy Headphone Syndrome or CHS.
"Im lucky the warranty on these headphones cover Skullcandy Left."

Male 1: Hey, the left speaker in my headphone blew out all of a sudden.
Male 2: My friend, your headphones now have Skullcandy Left. I hope your warranty is still valid.
by anon36 December 5, 2010
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cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013
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leetness

Immense skill and superiority over everything else in the universe.
My leetness makes you look ghey and noobish...noob!
by Shoe May 11, 2004
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Left 4 Dead Syndrome

Often caused by playing excessive amounts of Left 4 Dead games or any other zombie games. It is where you get to the point where you imagine what every place you go to would look like, if it were a zombie apocalypse.
Affected: Dude, imagine fighting off a zombie apocalypse in this mall! Aww man, you could even use that display car to escape.

Normal person: Wow, dude you've been playing way to much left 4 dead

Affected: Yeh, I think I've got left 4 dead syndrome
by Apocalypso January 26, 2010
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left hook

this term can be used to define either one of two concepts:

a) in boxing, a hard, sharp, diagonal punch to your opponent's left side of the face with your left hand, when you are facing them, regardless of whether you yourself are actually right or left handed.

b) when 3 total strangers, a male and two females, sit in a row at a public place such a park bench or a city bus, the male sitting in between the two women, and the guy randomly decides to hook up with the woman sitting to his left.
two gentleman talking at a local bar after boxing practice:

guy a): you really annihilated Tony with that left hook of yours, which I really liked. Where did you learn your left hook anyways?

guy b): from Sherlock Holmes, of course, roflmao. Didn't you know that Sherlock Holmes was a great boxer, with one of the wickedest left hook to be found in Europe in his generation.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
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No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens
"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.
by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011
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