lame salad

Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.

"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.

Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."

Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."

by LiVee March 10, 2008

lame-rod

A person who seems to always fail due to lack of abilities or extreme weakness.

The crazy guy is such a lame-rod.

by Lijien March 27, 2012

lame brain

a stupid person, not bright

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.

by BLG3143 October 14, 2008

JeBron Lames

A basketball player hyped up on HGH and is over dramatic when he doesn't get a foul call his way or falls down.

If JeBron Lames would quit whining and just play, perhaps Cleveland could win a championship.

by The1DickBastard January 26, 2010

lame south

south of lame; more lame than lame

Cameron not wanting to go to Canada with us was so lame south. I mean, they have universal healthcare!

by forcameron September 25, 2009

lame-o

Something completely and udderly stupid, a waste of time, boring

1) My chemistry class was lame-o today!
2) That geek in my class is lame-o!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 01, 2003

Lame sause

adj. When something is completly lameor covered in lamenss.

1.-"shelly is always kicking me in the shins"
-"Lame Sause."
2. "I hate that, its got lame sause all over it."

by Meliss-ahh-U January 22, 2009