Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 13, 2024

super-krunk

The act of being extremely high and drunk at once.

This weekend would be so chill...if we get super-krunk!

by Kevin11 May 11, 2007

Krunking

Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io

Man i krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is like, so much better than wanking.

by Maxtheswedeguy January 19, 2024

Krunking

1. Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

2. Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io

Bro i Krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is so awesome man.

by Maxtheswedeguy January 13, 2024

Krunking

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Krunking

Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.

Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.

by KurgerBing.001 May 23, 2024